That would be too much of a coincidence."Number : 5Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."Number : 4Golfer: "How do you like my game?"Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."Number : 3Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."Number : 2Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."Caddy: "This isn't the golf course ... We left that an hour ago."And the Number : 1 ... Best Caddy Comment:Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."Bonus...An old favorite ... About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole...He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other. I was well impressed with her new ability and told her so. She had added another set of ropes around my waist and over the band of my boxer shorts, and to each side of the bed. It took all of my concentration to keep my cock for standing tall while she did that. No more ice packs for me, I win another one. "At least there will be no sleep walking for you tonight," she remarked, as she turns the lights off and I settle in for what should be a quiet night.Just as I'm about to doze off to dream land, I realize she is standing over me with something in her hand. I open my mouth to speak and she jams a wash cloth into it. Using a tongue depressor, she manages to push the whole cloth into my mouth, and then she proceeds to tie another strip of material around my head and across my mouth so there is no way I'm spitting the cloth out. Lifting my head, she shoves a large thick pillow under it, "Now you will be able to also watch what I’m about to do to you." Only being able to.
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